Subject: Health Plan (fwd) WARNING!!! The following humor may be considered sick, disgusting, or perverted to some viewers. If this bothers you, stop here. If not, read on. -The Management ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the days when Hillary Clinton was trying to reform the American health care system she decided she needed a tour of a D.C. Hospital. On the tour she came to a room on the male urology ward with the door closed. She opened the door and screamed. On the bed was a nurse giving the patient a hand job. Her doctor tour guide reassured her that everything was O.K. and that the patient had a disease of the testicles which required the collection of a sperm sample twice per day to ensure that the medication was working. Hillary was not pleased but continued on the tour until she came to a second door, also closed which she proceeded to open. What she saw reduced her to hysterics for inside was a nurse giving the patient a blow job. The doctor went over to the bed and read the patients chart. "What an amazing coincidence," he said, "this man has the very same disease of the testicles except he has a better medical plan!"